On TV last night, Alan Sugar said “I’ve done everything. I’ve seen everything.”, I suddenly thought, “I bet you haven’t done anal.”

So today was spent tweaking all the stuff I did yesterday which they didn’t like. That’s the games industry folks, lots of iterating stuff. Still the reviews keep coming in and all of them are positive. We even have fantastic ratings on the app store.

Walked the dog. Had a salad sandwich. Went to the gym, did pump.

Then started looking into an Android issue which Al is having. His Java VM keeps locking up and producing very weird errors. He’s managed to reproduce it using a command prompt and just running ant.bat debug. Whacking ctrl+c seems to make it go bang and start erroring. I thought it was leaving a JVM running somewhere, but couldn’t find any sign of a process. Looking through the build.xml though there are some interesting comments in there….Al pointed out he’s running JDK1.6, where as I’m running JDK1.7. Now looking in the build.xml file there is a section in there that reads the JDK version number and then forks the JVM if it’s below 1.7. This is what appears to be causing the issue. If I forced it to fork and then hammered ctrl+c, indeed on subsequent runs it gave me loads of Java errors. Opening a new command prompt made no difference. But then I found running ant.bat clean sorted the issue. So it appears to be forking the java app and then interrupting it is causing garbage in the output directories. Couple of solutions….upgrade the JDK or run ant.bat clean (I can probably force all that anyway).

Jamie has been dressing the dog in various scarfs and ties. The dog does not approve and keeps trying to bite them off. I said to Jamie, “Stange isn’t it they never attack their own collar, it must be just like wearing a watch.”. Jamie replies, “yes if they take it off they spend all day wondering where it is.” To which I quip, “and they can no longer tell the time.”. God I’m a comedian.

Must be bath time. Need to ring mother, better open some wine then.

Apparently the UK average annual wine consumption is 37 bottles per person. Jamie doesn’t drink it much, can I have his share?

This morning I didn’t have to get up at the crack of dawn to take the dog to day care. I did however have to get up and answer the door for a wine delivery. This is just the Tesco cheap stuff, so it’ll be going to my sister’s, while I drink the good stuff.

Today, once again working on the mobile game update. Only a few bits more to do. I did add something really fun to it though….there’s nothing wrong with chopping peoples heads off. Managed to ignore certain people all day and also rant at a few others.

Walked the dog. Jamie had one of his LBF’s (little blue friends) round, where they played Nintendo and probably fapped a lot.

Went to the gym. Ran. Bought some crickets for the lizards. Filled the dishwasher and did some dishes. Cleaned some wine glasses.

Well, that was the excitement of my day, once again, nothing really interesting happened. I have a feeling something will do soon though.

It’s torture porn night, so wine and dodgy DVD with the dog later.

Apparently I do have morals

So got up far too early and took the dog to day care. She was very very excited about going, but was good as gold in the car. Came back and went back to bed.

Had a bad migraine earlier, it did pass but was making me really edgey. Did some work on the mobile game, but my head really wasn’t with it today. Did what I had to do and that was it. I’ll make it up at a later time.

Sarah came round to pick up the carpet cleaner, she’s already had my backup hoover. I think there is a cleaning takeover bid happening here…I’ll pack the dishwasher up ready:)

Went running lunchtime. Picked the dog up. She had a Christmas card and a new ball, which she will eat. That’s just one step away from the painting for the fridge door…..

Did a bit more work then went to the gym.

I was invited to a do in a weeks time, but I’ve decided not to go, although it would have no doubt been quite fun. I just can’t justify it morally. I feel I need to take a bit of a stand otherwise I’d be a hypocrite. Ho hum.

And then my legs stopped working

Spent the day not working on Android. Was actually working on updates for the released mobile game. Couple of little bits to fix and tidy up. Beyond that I cannot say anymore.

We now have a Wii U. Well, we now have a Wii U in a box, it will probably stay there for quite a while.

Walked the dog. She had a good walk. For me though I’m completely knackered, working on this game recently has really taken it out of me physically and mentally. I just can’t face going to the gym this evening, my legs do physically hurt quite badly. I think I’ll have a bath and an early night. I don’t feel ill, just tired. It’s because I’m old.

Tomorrow the dog is off to day care, so very early start.

Oh, Jamie finished off the wedding album, so that’s finally been ordered.

And then nothing interesting happened

This morning I wasn’t rudely awaken by the radiator gurgling, which means yesterdays balancing, although taking ages, was indeed fairly successful. All the radiators now seem to be getting nicely hot, the waters hot and the boiler isn’t coughing it’s guts up.

So work today was mainly Android again, sorting out a couple of issues to do with compressed files inside pack files. It turns out they aren’t compressed anyway. Sorted out a couple of other little issues. If there are no changes of plan tomorrow I have to look at some audio stuff on iMac, which will be a first.

Walked the dog. Went to the gym and did combat. Managed my 700 calorie exercise budget. Working late on a few things. Then will eat salad and watch crap TV. As I said, nothing really interesting happened.

Not sure who has the worse ass, me or the dog

So this morning started rather dull. The X-Factor wasn’t available on demand, which force me to get up and go do the gardening. So I ventured out, picked up all the dog crap. Then proceeded the get the last of tree and branch bits into the green bin. Rather annoyed that the cleaners had managed to place a black into the green bin and it had split open. Anyway managed to get the garden remains all in. That’s the gardening complete now until spring. I worked out how to stop the dog running off with the broom….use two brooms, she then gets confused, walks off with one so you just use the other.

Had lunch. Sunday, eggs day. Then I did the boiler pump overrun cable which took about ten minutes, all working. I’ve now been trying to balance the radiators all afternoon (this is heat balancing, not some kind of weird juggling act). Whilst I was doing that I was trying to do our wedding photo album on PrinterPix, which kindly crashed on the very last page and lost everything. It’s now minus 4 outside and about 43 inside as the boiler is running flat out and all the radiator valves are open. And I haven’t got the hot water on, so no bath yet. Still I guess I’ve had a fairly successful day. Now just bath, wine and dinner to complete. You never know, may be sex later. Unlikely, but hey.

Tomorrow it’s back on to mobile I guess.

Oh yes, the dog had a rather nice Chicken Tikka Bhuna last night, together with Jamie and I. We are now in competition to see who can produce the smelliest farts, so far the dog is in the lead. Not very lady like at all.

Well Jonathan Ross likes it

Woke up. Which on a Saturday morning is always quite a challenge. Found out that Jonathan Ross had ‘tweeted’, that he thought it was one of the best games ever. Reviews are generally all good and people really do seem to like it, which is always nice. I’ve written many many games, but sometimes you do get to work on ones which are more of just ‘a job’, not that you don’t put the same amount of effort into them, but every now and then you do get to work on one which you really do enjoy. And this was one of them. We put a lot of our own ideas into the game an it was very enjoyable to work on. May be we will do add-ons or a sequel, who knows. Oh and apparently we are big in Honduras. In the US we are No.1 game on the charts and No.6 app overall.

So in celebration I walked the dog. Then did the shopping. I bet ‘Take That’ don’t do the shopping when they hit No.1. Had lunch then I thought I’d venture over to Comet where it’s closing down in a couple of days. Complete waste of time, they have nothing there at all. Then I walked into town, bought nothing and walked back. There’s something rattling on the car, it’s either the front grill which is loose or the suspension is about to drop off, so may have to have a dig underneath tomorrow.

Did the accounts. I’m still poor.

Trying to get a few more Christmas presents, then realised I don’t actually buy anything for anyone anyway except Jamie, so that makes things slightly easier. Oh, then just remembered, Lisa & Andy. Right that’s sorted, more money I’ll never see Jamie’s share of.

Busy day tomorrow. Gardening, wiring, radiator balancing. Need to sort a photo album out as well. Must be bath time.

Zombie zombie zombie

So spent this morning with quite a hang over. This again is probably due to eating cheese rolls, every time I eat them I get a bad head.

Worked on Android again, file system on Android is a bit odd, all your assets are inside a pak file (which is basically a zip), but we happen to use pak files as well, so you end up with a zip inside a zip which isn’t really a very good idea if you want anything to load within the same decade it started. So now I’m doing a little tool that will take our assets and then unpack the pak file and just put the loose contents in, so just a posh copy.

Walked the dog. Moved the cleaners. Well, not physically, just changed the day so they don’t clash with the new boiler fitting. Went to the gym. Front grill thing on car appears to be loose, like me it’s falling apart, but unlike me it’s only three years old.

The mobile game is out. I don’t want to mix work with personal stuff, I know I babble on about what I’ve been doing during the day, but I do keep it very abstract, I never go into any details for obvious reasons. If you like comics and a certain TV series then you can probably figure it out. It’s had all good reviews so far too…

Time for a bath and may be another hangover in celebration.

The 5:30AM Sausage Roll incident

So today was spent finishing off testing Android atomics, then creating Android projects for a couple of our other games. This actually was all fairly successful. Had to do a couple of Android changes on one of the games, nothing major.

Walked the dog, she’s always so much easier to walk for a couple of days after she’s been to day care.

Had an odd occurrence this morning, woke up at 5:30, couldn’t get back to sleep. Was too hungry, so let the dog out for a pee then grabbed a sausage roll. Then went back to sleep, no problem. So there we go folks, the cure for insomnia is pork based products.

Got a few more Android bits to do tomorrow, then need to do a bit of research into probability.

Went to the gym, ran, exciting isn’t it. Ate salad (with sausage roll). It’s torture porn night, so will have a glass of wine later. I think the mobile game is announced tomorrow.

All hail Germolene

So up at the crack of dawn and took the dog to day care. Actually worked out the short route was about twice as long as the long route. Anyway, she was very excited, I was very tired so went back to bed.

Working on Android atomics again. This time I did a bit of research and found that since Arm6K there were indeed 64 bit atomic operations. The problem being that they are not really exposed in GCC and definitely not in the NDK. So out with the ARM manual then out with the GCC manual, as I’d forgotten how to do the inline format. Surprisingly easy to get to grips with. Anyway we now have 64 bit atomics for Android. Move on.

Need to decide what I want to do next after I’ve now finished the main mobile game. I’ve been offered something that may not initially sound interesting, but looking at the tech involved there’s some very interesting stuff there. Anyway, as normal, certainly can’t discuss any specifics.

Put some screws in the bloody mini trunking as I got pissed off with the weight of the cable pulling it off the wall.

This lunchtime I ran, actually enjoyed it, haven’t done cross country in a long time. It was cold, but it was fun.

This morning I was invaded by no less than three cleaners, they came they saw, they almost forgot to empty the bins. No other complaints though.

No response from Paul, so I’ll probably just do the overrun cable myself over the weekend. It’s not creating a new circuit anyway. I texted the boiler man, he’s nowhere to be found either.

So today was another fasting day. Very little modifications to standard diet, except no wine, or sausage roll.

Talking of wine, my decent expensive stuff turned up today. My wine fridge now contains more value than the contents of Jamie’s pants.

So tomorrow is more finishing off stuff and a bit of game design. Back to the gym (Didn’t feel the need to go tonight, due to running), back to dog walking. She really is tired when she comes back, she even fell asleep in the car on the way home.

Oh yes, Germolene. The nose problem I had, been blasting up some of it over the last couple of days, now I’m pleased to say I think it’s fully healed.