Well I’ve got as far as printing out a Yokohama bus map

So last day of work for a couple of weeks. So basically it was just chasing round people finishing stuff off, nothing too dramatic. Managed to get up to Unit 6 on the Japanese course, may do a little bit more on the weekend but will probably leave it around there for now.

Walked the dog. Went to pump. Tried to do a copy of Jamie’s passport which failed due to the colour printer not being used for a year and all the inks have dried up. Printed out a map of how to get from the train station to the hotel and another one of the Yokohama bus system, which is so small I can’t read it, but at least I feel I’ve made the effort.

It’s all just so much easier now of course, we are going to be offline for about the duration of the flight and that’s about it. We’ll probably pick up data sim cards there and we are taking a mini router, so we’ll have full wireless access in the room. So any info we want we can obtain there. I did dig out my old passport collection last night, I went to Japan first in 1996 and then again in 1999, so 14 years since the last visit. I’m looking forward to going back to Yokohama, it will be interesting to see how much its changed and whats happened to the old ‘English Tavern’. I have a lot of old memories there, could be quite emotional.

And now the BT line has reached an all new low

So today was still working on database stuff, but hey only one day left on it now. It is all coming together but it is a bit chaotic. Got my hair cut, I seem to have a bit of an ’emo’ fringe, I can dress in black and get all depressed, I think I quite like that idea.

Weather was piss poor, so apart from hair cut I didn’t venture out other than to pick bum boy up from work.

So spent quite a long work day dipping in and out of database stuff waiting for feedback and then going through more Japanese lessons. I’m now about halfway through Unit 5.

Halfway through the afternoon the Zen line dropped and resynced for no apparent reason. It’s now got a 12db margin and is syncing to just over 2mbps, which is just complete shit. I’m not going to piss around with it now but certainly if it continues that way I’ll log a fault with Zen as it used to be about 7mbps.

Watched the first episode of the new ‘Apprentice’, spent most of the time shouting at the telly and saying ‘what a complete cock’.

So one more work day to come and then I must really think about packing, I’ll think about it, but probably won’t do it.

A day without email, actually fairly pleasant

So the pppoe dropped sometime over night. Rather than kicking it I want to see if the auto drop at about 4AM kicks it off again. If it doesn’t I want to see if I can manually restart it using the backup firewall access. So there’s been no email today, pinging the gateway works but it doesn’t get beyond the firewall. It’s actually been quite nice with no annoying spam.

On Saturday I installed DropBox on the Ubuntu server, this involved large amounts of python scripts. I’ve then set up a cron task to tar the apache directories into by home DropBox directory, this then is mirrored on DropBox. Oddly that all works.

Summer is over as it was pissing down today. Took the dog to daycare, she didn’t mind. Went for a run in the drizzle.

Did a lot more Japanese. Still can’t find enough to fill ten days with, so stocking up the phone with crap I need to watch. May take a few Kindle books as well. Two more days of work left, yey.

Three suitcases and a step ladder

Woke up in a pile of sweat. It was either a very hot evening or I’m going through ‘the change’. Actually started early, so I could finish vaguely on time. Working on dull stuff for the next four days, but it’s only four days, so grin and bare it.

Managed to get in a few more bits of Japanese revision in breaks. Went out for a run. Finished on time so went out to Almondsbury to find another Geocache. Spent about twenty minutes thundering about in a thorny bush, I was looking for a nano-cache not attempting a dogging feat. Failed.

Came back home and once again failed to find a decent location for three suitcases and a step ladder. They are currently all sat on the landing, every time I need to move across the landing I have to shift them all around. They will probably stay their for eternity.

I realise that we are going to be in Tokyo for ten nights, so far we have Tokyo Disneyland for two days, nothing else planned, better have a look.

Tonight is very warm, the dog is asleep in her basket, even she can’t be arsed to do anything.

Lesson of the weekend, mixing Ibuprofen, Diclofenac, SSRI’s, Kingfisher and three bottles of wine, isn’t a great idea

So yesterday started with sanding. Much sanding. Mainly working on the coving, I’ve done about three quarters of the bit which is stripped. It’s actually coming along quite nicely and I’m getting quite a nice finish. I spent the best part of four hours manually sanding it, this caused the whole downstairs to be covered in dust, as well as me. After this my arms were aching and my neck was shot. I took a shower and a few tablets to stop my neck flaring up. Went out for a walk and then felt fine.

Met my sister at the pub, it was full so we went off to the Taj Brasserie, which was very nice indeed. I was so parched (and full of sanded plaster) that I downed two pints of King Fisher in about three minutes. The meal was very good, although the Chicken Garlic Chilli Masala wasn’t as spicy as I’d normally expect. Then between three of us we got through three bottles of wine and I think my sister and I drank the bulk of that. Got home and then the combination of everything caused me to revisit the curry. It was no spicier the second time round. I then spent several hours praying to the porcelain god. I have no idea if it was the shear amount of alcohol or a combination of SSRI’s and anti-flams, but it came on all of a sudden. Usually I just fall asleep.

So then, in the morning, how did I feel? Amazing. I woke up a little dehydrated and that was it. For the first time in months I actually felt that my melatonin levels were about normal and my head and body were actually both in the same time zone. I was going to get back into sanding but took the dog out, she decided it was far too hot for her and actually sat down a couple of times. As it really was a nice day I thought I’d give the DIY a miss and go out and get some sun. So I had some lunch then went out walking for about five hours. I had my little GPS app and found three more Geocache’s in Hortham and one in a Almondsbury church yard. Came back, hung some more washing up and had a cold beer (see I can’t be put off). Then I did a few more bits of Japanese on the iPad and then had a bath. Now just relaxing before work again tomorrow. Just four work days.

More thrust than a Saturn V moon rocket

So this morning started off rather strangely. Jamie went to bed with no pants on, which is very similar to changing the shop sign from ‘closed’ to ‘open’. However I was fairly knackered and had drunk my own body weight in lager. So this morning I woke up and let the dog out for a pee and went back to bed. Jamie was on a late shift so started getting amorous. Now there are two side effects I get from Fluoxetine, the first is Serotonin Syndrome, which I had yesterday and now appears to have past (there is no longer a time delay between me moving by head and my brain knowing about it) and the other one is a minor sexual dysfunction. Now were not talking about the one where nothing happens, Mr floppy turned into Mr 20ft scaffolding pole (I do boast) in a couple of minutes. So after the foreplay we went at it. Now I was pumping away with more gusto than Arnie Schwarzenegger in a weight room. But thanks to the effects of the drugs my journey to orgasm didn’t need a stopwatch to time it, it needed a calendar. So I looked upwards and saw the Tom Daley calendar, nope. Then I closed my eyes and thought of Taylor Lautner, all rippling six pack, slowly turning into a werewolf…hmmm…then opened my eyes in shock to see a wolf by the side of me, momentarily I thought my luck was in, until I realised it was the dog. Eventually I got there and all was good with the world. I had breakfast.

Jamie went off to work, I walked the dog and called in the vet for her worming tablets. I did ask if one day she would turn into a rippling six-packed stud, they looked at me strangely and pointed out I needed to give the worming tablets to the dog and not take them myself.

I went shopping and bought some shoes, you can never have enough shoes.

Pizza dough is in the bread maker, I’ll try not to fuck it up this time.

DIY day tomorrow. Oh, I also installed Dropbox on the Ubuntu server, I’ll no doubt rattle on about that a bit next week.

The joys of Serotonin Syndrome

Started this morning sorted a couple of wobble issues out. Then back to the exciting world of inventory data base work. Just ploughed on with it, got pretty much everything done that I had planned, so can’t complain.

Walked the dog. Ate a Turkey sandwich. (They didn’t have any chicken slices this week.)

Been feeling very very floaty all day. Almost stoned, like you’ve drank 300 cups of coffee. I’ve had about six, but I have a pretty high tolerance to it now. It’s been a week on the pills now so suffering from a bit of ‘Serotonin syndrome’, don’t Google it or you’ll be on eBay next looking for a nice black dress. It’s just a bit of a chemical in-balance in the brain. Your head feels just slightly disconnected from your body, almost as if there is a slight time delay. It passes, but is quite an amusing side effect. I’ll have a glass of wine, that’ll settle it down a bit.

So the woman’s just sat there in the dark with her minge out

Had a bit of an odd task to do today. Gear wobble. More accurately gear wobble sound. Anyway made a change from boring database type stuff I’ve been doing the last couple of days. It was pretty straightforward to do and is quite effective.

Nice weather again. Went out for a run lunchtime. Also started going through the Japanese course again, right from the beginning and using it as a review. Sped through the first unit in a couple of hours.

Went out in the evening for another Geocache hunt. Found another one, failed to track down two others. It is quite fun and appeals to my geekyness.

We ended up watching a documentary last night which was rather strange, it was about ‘dogging’. It mainly seems to be a way to get your wife shagged by as many odd people as possible. It appeals to ugly men and fairly ugly women. Jamie said, ‘So she’s sat there with her minge out, now what’. Well as it happened, not much. Oddly they were all wearing animal masks, which added another layer of bizareness.

Life is short, well in my case 5ft4

Working on app code again, once again not particularly exciting. Most of the day was just fire fighting various issues with very little additional code done, but again, that’s just the way it goes sometimes.

Cleaners arrived. They made a sensible decision and actually sent one of the original ones round who actually had a clue what she was doing. The fire grate still has ‘dust me’ written in it still though.

Picked up the dog from playgroup.

Did a bit more Japanese but got to the point now where new stuff isn’t really sinking in. So I think with the last week or so I’m just going to start going through from the beginning again and use that as a review. As I think it’s going to be a lot more useful to be able to order train tickets than it is to discuss the fact that ‘Maroon Five’ concert tickets have sold out. (Yes that is in there.)

Went out for a walk again with my phone GPS. Found two more geocaches, went for a third but that bloody motorway was in the way again. Anyway, good excuse for a nice walk as yet again it was a very pleasant evening. Hopefully if it gets warmer I can get the bike out and seek out a few further ones.

Jamie is cooking tea tonight, so salad free. Hopefully I’ll get it before tomorrow.