So started this morning with the shopping arriving. Followed by coffee and a poo. Work was dull. Okay, it was grass related. I had a bug to fix on PC, so while I was there I may have just tweaked it a little bit. Had another poo for lunch. Well, I didn’t eat it. Looked tasty though. Walked Sasha, even if it wasn’t my day. Put petrol in the car. Put the washing on. Attempted to clean my electric toothbrush. Went to Pump. Did a session with Laverne, that’ll be the last one now until she is back. So it’ll be about eight weeks without working properly on my arms. I’ll shrink. Jamie bought me flowers, how sweet. I’m sure it’s because the last time I saw his penis the Christmas tree was still up.

Woke up and had a poo. Started work. Drank coffee and then had another one. But lunch I think I was up to about seven. I’m not talking little lumps here, I’m talking sizeable shits. Captain James sent me a text about Saturday, I’ve cancelled it for the moment. My head is not quite in the right place with the stress of work and everything at the moment, to be in control of a machine that’s determined to kill me in under a second. Plus there’s already been one Valentine’s day massacre, lets not have another one starring me. Had another poo. Walked Sasha. Poo’d some more. New bin and toilet brush arrived, all very posh. Did an eight mile run. Had a shower. Just waiting now for another poo.

Took Sasha to daycare. So started a bit late. Soon the cleaners were here. Got on with stuff. Lots of testing type things. Then oddly trying to make grass bend. Had lunch and picked up Sasha again. Soon it was time to go off to the gym. Worked on my arms. Came back and did another hour or so. New video ready to go on Friday. Sat down to eat. Now Jamie has had one job all week, to book a table for Valentines day. So far he’s failed. So he’s there on the couch going through a whole verity of booked up restaurants. We eventually settle on a pub a few miles away. Haven’t been before, but looks quite nice. He then tries to get up and get a kebab or something and then announces that he appears to be wedged to Dillon. Time to call it a day at that point I think.

Started later than planned. Far too many early starts and late finishes lately. Work was okay I guess, a couple of bugs I was working on, got them sorted in the end. Had a sandwich, that was my only break today. Finished at about half six, Jamie had only just got up. Went out and ran about ten miles, it was quite cold for about the first thirty seconds, then you kind of get into it. Came back and had a nice shower. Working on a new tune now, “Glory of love”, god is that complicated. Think I’ll have an early night and read for a bit.

Got up this morning just in time for the blind man to come. He came to fit the blinds, I’m sure he could see. Otherwise he’d be a piano tuner, and I don’t have a piano. He had the personality of a coal fire that had been out for four centuries. Anyway, he got the job done without fucking it up. That just leaves a bit of painting now really. Work was mainly dull, just tracing the last few bugs ready for the second submission. Went to Combat. Got stuck in traffic. Came back and started learning ‘The glory of love’, god is that a hard one, hands all over the place.

Okay, so this morning after breakfast I was planning on sex. It kind of just didn’t happen, so got up and got the workmate and dust sheet out of the garage instead. Chiselled out the hinges by about another 4mm, then got out the power planer I picked up from mothers yesterday. I must admit it made the job very easy. In about ten minutes I had the door mounted again and it closed fine over the thermostat. Then it was just the case of adjusting the frame. That, thanks to the world shitist jigsaw, turned into a right pain in the ass. But with a combination of the planer and sander I got it all done. Then very carefully pinned it to the frame. It was then just a case of fitting the door catch and lock. Had lunch and took the dogs out. Came back and finished off, tidied everything. It’s now just a case of giving it all a coat of paint. It all works. Maybe my carpentry skills aren’t as bad as I first thought. That jigsaw is now in the recycling box, the blade fell out once to often. Had a bath and now I’m going to make a curry.

So started this morning with breakfast for three as usual. Then I made the odd decision to phone my mother. Now you see I supported Tim’s No. 1 rule, people only phone people up when they want something, I was after an electric planer. Anyway, she was fine on the phone. After a bit of pissing about I turned up at her place. She was quite well behaved. I went up into the loft and found said planer, plus some other goodies. I was also after a bit of timber to put in front of the bathroom door, needed about two foot six. There on his workbench in the loft was a piece of chamfered timber, perfect profile, but three foot long. So the fucker had it prepared for me, but the wrong length, typical. Came back and had lunch. Then Jamie and I went to the mall, where he described it as taking his dad around clothes shopping. We ended up in the local Tesco where he spent about twenty-five quid on cheap tat. Came back, did the accounts, which was quite depressing as I haven’t been paid since last year. Had another bath, I quite like my bath.

Didn’t start until gone ten as I didn’t set the alarm properly after the electric was off. Wasn’t really in the mood, even though there is a crunch on. There are issues at work at the moment which I’m not going into. So did an hour or so, then picked up the shopping. Then did another hour and then we took the dogs out for a couple of hours. Had lunch, did a bit more then went to Pump. Did a session with Laverne. Came back, then we had a bath together and watched the final of CBB. Katie Price won, Katie Hopkins should of. Still, it was nice. Jamie (the plumber that is) and his ‘friends’ did a really good job in the end. Very pleased. It all works (ignore the door) and looks very nice. He sent the electric certificates and the invoice. It was what he quoted. So be it.

Electrician arrived far too early. Anyway he got on with everything and it was completed in a couple of hours. Shower tripped out a couple of times but seems fine now. He left with everything working. Plumber came back just after lunchtime. Fixed up last few things and put the tiles on the bath panel. All sealed up nicely. Cut the bottom off the door and put the hinges back on. Tried to close door and it hits the thermostat on the wall, which is rather annoying. Still, that can be remedied. After everyone finally vanished for some reason I decided to go on a nine mile run. Came back and shaved in my new sink, took a piss in my new loo and then had a shower. It was very nice to shower and not feel like you were being gently peed on by someone with a very low pressure bladder. All I need to do now is take a shit in it. The loo that is, not the shower. Okay, so still a few bits to finish off, but overall I’m fairly happy.

So started this morning at 6:20. Took Sasha to daycare. Went back to bed. Waited until as late as possible, which was actually 8:40. Plumber turned up. Fitted the toilet, shower, curtain, loo roll holder and sink. Built the frame for the bath panel. I walked Dillon. Picked up Sasha. Plumber then vanished. Electrician tomorrow and then plumber back to finish off and then that should be it. Went to Pump. Practiced on my organ. Watched celeb BB. Perez got booted out, that really did make my day.