I ran out of Flora

Working on shaders still, not a compiler this time but actual shader code. Not the most exciting thing on the planet but it needs to be done. Drank lots of coffee, cleaners arrived, full of the joys of spring. I was tempted to offer them my Prozac. Jamie made me a sandwich, it was very light on butter. Worked through lunch, then headed out. I took the car and plonked it at Frenchay. Had a good rummage there and found another three caches. Couldn’t find one more but I think I found the remains of it, which is a shame. See what the weather does tomorrow.

Decided that if I left the butter situation until tomorrow I would have to stop work, go and get butter then make a sandwich. This would be somewhat inconvenient, so I just popped out and bought Flora. I may have bought some cheese and crisps as well. Right, I’m done for the day, shower and wine I think.

Oh, took the dog to daycare, she’s still ignoring me.

Five more caches found

Oddly everything I did at work today actually worked, this in my industry is pretty unusual. Still got something nagging in the back of my mind though….default parameters, think I need to dig further into that tomorrow. Then a whole host of shader conversions, oh the joy.

Skipped lunch so I could have an early out in the evening. Walked passed Parkway station, I see the pub there has closed yet again. Then over towards UWE. Good haul tonight, found five. They were all fairly straightforward. Up to forty now. Will venture out again tomorrow if the weather holds up.

Got home quite late, had a shower, ate salad.

Giant balls

Back to the fun of the working week. Bit of an odd one, needed to move over to the client platform to test shaders. All mainly went according to plan.

Walked the dog. Went to Body Combat, which was the new release which was quite fun. Came back and did some more work. Then watched a very odd documentary about a man with 10 stone testicles. It was very bizarre. The guy did manage to keep up a good demeanour, even with these massive nuts. He did get an operation in the end to chop them off, all a bit strange.

Network partitioning and mammaries

So today started kind of late. May be at my grand old age of forty-one it’s just nice to stay in bed and spoon your husband and the dog. The radio was on in the background and I was kind of dozing. Mind you there is something to be said about getting a blow job while Richard Madeley is doing newspaper reviews. Elaine Paige came on, I then started singing ‘Mammaries’, rather than ‘Memories’ from ‘Cats’, while cupping Jamie’s rather pert titties, he was not amused.

I got up and picked up all the dog shit. I then had lunch. We decided as it was not pissing down that we would take the dog to the same field I did yesterday. It was actually very nice, we got to the top field and let her off her lead. She belted off but stayed mainly around us. We got her ball out and started chucking it around, she had a great time. Very well behaved, we had no problem calling her back and putting her lead on again, she was a really good girl.

Came back and got on with the sanding. Finished off all the coving, put some more filler on one one the cracked corners. Then actually rang out of work so put the door back on. Next job is the messy one, sanding all the walls, so I need to order a load of dust sheets. I’ll do that this week, in case next weekend is pants then I can get on with it. Want to do it in one hit really because of all the dust.

Ah yes, the network partitioning. Well I have servers mapped to one lot of IP’s, DHCP handing out a load of other addresses, plus all Jamie’s stuff was on fixed IP’s and now we have all the uPnp crap as well. It was time for a rethink. Now the servers are on a public IP starting at .136, I have a 8 IP range, so the mask is 29, leaving 3 bits in the subnet (so 8 IP’s, get-it?). So that goes from 136 to 143. So I now mapped the servers internally to 192.168.0.136->192.168.0.143 or in the rules table it will be 192.168.0.136/29. So that’s the servers covered. Now I want Jamie to be in his own subnet so I can throttle him to hell when he wears my socks, but I also need him to have a allocation that can use uPnp for the consoles. I also need an allocation for uPnp for my consoles. So I decided to have three subnets of 16 IP’s, but one of them overlapping a subnet of 32 IP’s for the uPnp. So I allocated 192.168.0.160 to 192.168.0.175 or in other words 192.168.0.160/28 to Jamie as uPnp, I then allocated 192.168.0.176/28 to me for uPnp. So the first bank I could add a rule to include the throttling for Jamie, the second bank was free. Also the first bank I set up to use Virgin and the second bank to use Zen, this is because I need me dev kits to talk on a white listed static IP. Now in the uPnp section of pfSense I then set it to 192.168.0.160/27, notice the 27, so this covers all 32 IP’s on one rule. I then finally added another subnet on 192.168.0.192/28 for Jamie’s non-consoles, this still has the throttling but not the uPnp, as that’s somewhat dangerous from a PC. Finally I then set up DHCP to hand out anything between .20 and .127, that then leaves me .1 to .19 as reserved and a block between .128 and . 135. Also I have a subnet .144 to .159 which I use for static IP’s for things like the web cam and the Sam Knows box. So there we go, all reorganised and now everything works, including all the consoles.

Time for a bath.

Red Squirrel Day

Got up. Actually got up fairly early for a Saturday. Now I didn’t have to do any shopping. So I popped the dog in the car an we shot up to Almondsbury. Found a great fully enclosed and completely empty field, so let her off her lead. She ran off at an incredible speed. Thankfully every time I called her back she came though. She’s a hell of a mover, she can really shift.

Came back and had some lunch. I loaded up the GPS with sites around Westbury-On-Trym. I then headed over and parked in Henleaze. There were no sites near here so I headed for Westbury. Now last week when looking around this area I noticed that the junior school fate was on this weekend. This is Westbury-On-Trym C of E E school. It’s now actually an academy. I will have left this school thirty years ago in September. It seemed somewhat smaller, may be I’ve just got fatter. It’s also grown two port a-cabins, which are rather ugly. I went into one of the class rooms, the old black boards have been replaced by a projector. It just seemed all so small, thinking we used to get about forty kids in there. Even the field where I’d spent endless football sessions just walking up and down looked about the size of my lawn. I bought a tenners worth of raffle tickets on a stall, I think it was thirty tickets. I one a whole load of tat, bottle of wine, candle, wallet, some sowing kit and some tea bags. I then sat down for an hour and watched some really badly organised tug-of-war. I bought a tenners worth of tickets for the main raffle, there was an iPod shuffle up for grabs. I then went and bought another load of raffle tickets, I won more wine and candles. Then when the main draw was announced, I didn’t win the iPod, but I did win two prizes (the only person to do so), I won a months trial membership of David LLoyd and a meal for two at the White Lion, so I think I made a profit. It was a fun afternoon I guess, it just seemed to be much better organised when I was there as a kid. Still, fun memorise. I imagine all the teachers who were there when I was there are all past now or in their 80’s. I never did get to any caches.

I came back home, had a coffee and then re-partitioned the network, I’ll rabbit about that tomorrow.

Okay, must admit, I do like a little man doing the shopping for me

Still on shaders, the good news I’ve finished the first pass on the compiler, it now produces a shader binary output that I can reload. So more fun work on it next week.

Mid-morning, doorbell goes (dog removed to garden) and ‘Tim’ appears. ‘Tim’ appears far too jolly. But brings three trays of shopping which was ordered online. All I have to do is put it away. I’ve paid for six months of deliveries, I have a feeling I may be extending this. One thing though I will have to peruse the shopping list more carefully, as Jamie has access to it. This I found out to be by mistake as I started putting away a small ‘Angel Cake’ in the cupboard, together with a whole selection of ‘cheese nibbles’. Talking of which I forgot to order cheese.

Walked the dog. Went to Body Pump. Came back and did some more work. Pizza and bath time. Good week, lots of good work done.

Oi!, Don’t you go interfering with my bullocks

Once again work in shader land. It’s all working for the moment so I’m pretty happy with it.

Had a chat with the dog about eastern European politics and how Obama is handling the northern Ireland situation. I then persuaded her that she was allowed to sleep on a bed in my office and she didn’t have to go hiding downstairs in her box. It did take a few biscuits, but she got the hang of it.

Been invited to a retro games day next month, sounds like fun if it goes ahead.

Vanished with my GPS again, was walking on a public foot path when I saw three lads running, followed by a farmer on a quad bike shouting, ‘don’t you go interfering with my bullocks’. I hate to think what they were doing. I was hoping he was going to come back and say, ‘Get off my land’, but he didn’t. Found three more caches.

Torture porn night.

It’s baking, which means it will piss down tomorrow

Still working on shaders, snore. Nothing new to report other than I’m closer to finishing than I am to starting now.

Took the dog to daycare, she hates me again. Put in a really full days coding, didn’t stop for lunch again so I could get an evening out.

Vanished off with my GPS and found another three caches, that’s 34 total now. Even found one in a phone box, can’t remember the last time I was in one of those.

Came back and booked the Turkey holiday. Got a ‘superior sea view suit’. Which means it will be shit. It was cheaper to go to Japan for two weeks. Still, free beer and food. And it’s on it’s island. It’ll be shit.

Another day over, another day older

Still working on shaders, seems to be taking forever but getting there. It’s just lots of organising odd data. The fun stuff will start in a week or so. But very busy on it. Didn’t take a lunch break today so I could get an early start in the evening.

Went out with my GPS, found another four caches. A very warm and nice evening, was out for about three hours. Still haven’t sorted a holiday yet, but booked the time off from work.

The curse of TripAdvisor

Today work wise was again in shader land, not much more I can really talk about. Megan asked if I approved of her new boyfriend, I said I did but would need to see more cock shots to make a better decision.

Walked the dog. Listened to a huge amount of iPlayer radio, okay so basically it was Sunday’s Radio 2 schedule, with ‘Dan & Phil’ from Radio one, not that I think their show is that good, but they are very cute.

Went to Body Combat, was fun but warm. Came back and did some more work. Jamie has finally sorted his holiday dates out, so then the quest to book a holiday. Now, this is always a bit of a challenge. Okay, so the easy bit first, ‘Turkey’. That narrows it down to about 17,000 hotels. So how do you choose one? Well, that’s where the dear TripAdvisor comes in, you just find the best one, although of course there isn’t one. You can get the top rated hotel with 3,000 people who rate it excellent, then there will be two people who hate it. It’s those two reviews which you will think on. Anyway, I’ve found one which is rated top, hated by half a dozen people, liked by hundreds and costs a fortune. I’m sure it’ll be shit. But I can fly from Bristol at a sensible time.

Lots of work to do this week, very busy. Try and get a fairly early start on it tomorrow, then if the weather is nice I can vanish with my GPS.