I always thought ‘Superkings’ were a type of fags

So yesterday we got up eventually and managed to end up in town. Went to a toy shop and failed to buy anything. Went to T.K Maxx and bought items for the holiday we don’t actually need. Came back home and shit, showered, shaved. Headed out. The less said about that probably the better. But we ended up going to bed in the late hour of this morning. I was perfectly okay, actually my lager consumption over the period of time meant I was actually below the drink-drive limit. I went to bed with a nice half bottle of wine and an episode of ‘Air Crash Investigation’. Jamie said he was going to sit in bed and order some shoes, I didn’t think anything of it. We eventually went to sleep just as the sun was getting up.

So this morning I kicked Jamie to let Dillon out, he brought me breakfast, which is a world first as I didn’t actually ask for it. He then checked his phone and said, ‘Shit I bought two pairs of shoes last night’. He had no recollection at all. I had a phone message from mother last night, together with a creepy text, “I do hope you can help me with my curtains…’. Freaky bitch. I phoned her eventually and she’d, managed to fuck her curtain rail up. So I went there and sorted it out the best I could. There was a limit to how many contortions I was going to pull on top of a pair of steps. She can now manually close them, she needs the fucking exercise.

This afternoon we ventured off to look at beds. We’ve decided that we don’t actually like the fifteen hundred quid memory foam mattress I bought three years ago. So we tried out quite a few. We found the best one was a pocket sprung one with a latex top. Unfortunately we found it also had some appalling reviews, so I’m a bit unsettled on the whole idea at the moment. We did find a new bed frame thing we like though. Now we have to pick a size. We have a standard double at the moment. This means Jamie and I are too close together. A king size doesn’t seem to make much sense. It’s an extra six inches, admittedly if those were on dick length it would make a lot of difference, but on bed width, not much. So we are looking at ‘Super king’, this would allow us to be intimate every four years, have a cuddle on a daily basis but then sleep apart by almost a complete time zone. Whats more it will fit. So if your in the market for a three year old fifteen hundred quid mattress, a solid pine bed that cost me two grand and a shit load of bedding, let me know, or it will end up at the tip.

Any fucker can use a pencil

Had an ‘ok’ nights sleep. Jamie killed my alarm so overslept somewhat though. Got stuck into work and basically wasted most of the day on trying to sort strings out. Someone in the past in their infinite wisdom decided it would be a great idea to output them using multi-byte, which is fine if you know what locale you’re in, or in the case of multi-player what locale everyone else is in. So I changed it to Utf8, then everyone kind of moaned (mostly for valid reasons), so I changed it back again. Spent all afternoon and all evening working on DX warnings, getting some really strange shit come up. Like we copy a multi sampled texture to a normal render target, binding it to a Texture2D, god knows how it works, it produces a DX warning saying that it doesn’t. Weather was dryish but miserable, Sasha had to make do with a shorter walk. I was kind of fuming by that stage anyway and my chest was feeling very tight.

Got a message from an old friend I worked with over twenty years ago. He was starting a new job at a media company. He was saying that artists were finding it difficult to find jobs. He was an artist, he once said, “Programmers are like secretaries without the tea making skills.” At the time I didn’t have a comeback. But twenty years later, I came back with, “Any fucker can use a pencil.” It was worth the wait.

Come fly with me

Had a reasonable nights sleep. Started work on time. Another good day on that to be honest, sorted out all my input layout crap. Now just getting to the bottom of a load of DX warnings. A lot less than it started with, when I first took this over you couldn’t run it with the debug driver as it would just spam continuously. Raining today, well spitting anyway, if somewhat warmer. Walked Sasha. Worked quite late but went out for a run in the drizzle this evening.

Made a video a couple of weeks ago when Ben and I flew to Lucknam Park for a coffee, may be it’s somewhere you’d like to visit?

The masterpiece almost works

Not the greatest nights sleep, not the worst either so I’ll let it go. Fairly on time start. Got stuck in. Shit loads of asserts to deal with and then just left with a blank screen. Another beautiful day, walked Sasha. Walked to the gym, did Pump, fucking busy, walked home. Found the root cause of all my problems and then the main menu appeared. All down hill from here as that’s the worst of the problems over with, just a lot of fix-up to do. It’s very cold still. Jamie still has yet another cold.

Best nights sleep I had in ages

By the time I went to bed my place had been taken by a dog and Jamie was rather spread eagled. So I went in the spare room, read for about ten minutes and then had no problem sleeping at all which was nice. Woke up fairly refreshed this morning. Cracked on with work, rather frustrated by some tools issues, finally got it sorted out so spent the rest of the day debugging my new stuff. Still requires a lot of work but getting there now. Beautiful day, bright sun, clear skies and a lovely view of the full moon. Bloody freezing though. Took Sasha for a long walk. Drove out to do a home check, it wasn’t far from the gym so called in there on the way back. Looking forward to another nights sleep, wonder if it will happen.

Yummy Nunnies Mini Magic Kitchen

Not another great Monday morning, pretty much followed the standard. Took bloody ages to get into it. Weather is freezing and bloody miserable. At least it isn’t raining, yet. Walked Sasha anyway, she got the long tour. Walked to the gym, did Combat, walked home and did a couple more hours of work, finally getting somewhere with it now. Big day tomorrow, when I start testing it all, and it all goes completely to shit. Did a Sudoku, drank my Camomile tea and popped a pill. Jamie has another cold so sounds like a train, I’m looking forward to some peace in the same room.

A week or so ago we filmed a couple of videos, one is on Jamie’s channel so you can do your own bloody searching for that, the other one is on mine.

So now I have a lot of respect for film editors

Once again I failed to get up at the crack of dawn, Jamie went to work way before I was awake. Sasha was getting edgy so I got everyone breakfast. I then spent the next two hours editing part of a video. Finally had some lunch and me and Sasha ventured out into the very cold outside. We had a good walk for almost two hours, I then cam back and finished off the edit. I’ve probably spent the best part of six hours editing that video. It was shot with three cameras and took a hell of a lot of work to get it all together. It’s now uploading, but still needs all the annotations doing. Had a nice bath and I’m now about to make a curry for me and the dogs.

So technically I’ve now flown myself to another country

Okay, so finished very late last night, I wasn’t going to be up at the crack of dawn. I’m not keen on Dawn’s crack anyway. So woke up a bit late and had a leisurely hour drinking coffee and reading the paper. The sun was blazing through the blind, so I grabbed Ben on FB and asked about availability. He phoned me straight back and we were booked in for three-thirty. Didn’t really have a clue where I wanted to go. Took Sasha out for a walk, via the vets, I thought they were due worming, but not. Started editing last weeks video. Had a good look at the map, and decided on a plan. Got to Staverton nice and early, but the previous pilot was late in, so we didn’t get going until about four-twenty. Flew south, down the estuary and crossed the water into Wales, so now, technically, I’ve flow into another country, we then joined up to the Wye valley and flew back to Staverton. A nice little flight, never been that way before, but certainly one I could take people on, it’s very picturesque. Drove home, stopped off at mothers, she’s still alive and annoying. Picked up Jamie from the station and did the accounts. Nice relaxing day really.

Never set yourself the task of sitting down until it’s finished, or you’ll still be there next week

Started far too late this morning. By the time I got everything sorted out it was time to take Sasha out. Then when I came back I had to take Jamie to the station. So then I only had a couple of hours before the gym. So now I’m sat here fixing shader compile errors, and I need to sit here until it’s all clean on two projects and three platforms. It could be a very long night. Mind you, I didn’t really have anything exciting planned.

Seems like God is having a bit of a cull

Got going vaguely on time. Had a target of what I actually wanted to do today and got it all done. Another nice weather day. Sasha got a good walk. Went out for a nice run this evening, a bit chilly, but okay when you get going. Had a bath. Alan Rickman died today, so with Lemme from motor head and David Bowie, it looks like God is having a bit of a cull. If I follow suit then I’ve got about twenty-four fairly dull years left. Weather looks nice the weekend, don’t really have the money for flying at the moment, plus my medical has now expired.