So my cousin apparently complained about my furious masturbating

That got your attention.

So had a very weird dream this morning. Mother was having a wedding at her place. Well, not at her place, but she was hosting a lot of the wedding guests. I was sleeping in the upstairs room and was awoken by the sound of various guests arriving downstairs. I then promptly decided it was a good time to have a wank, and so went forth. The next morning my cousin was complaining at breakfast that all she could hear was me banging away. The oddest point is that my mother lives in a bungalow.

The rest of the day was really rather dull after that. Nice weather though. Walked Sasha. Walked to the gym, did Pump. Will now eat pizza, go to bed and not touch my willy at all.

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