Odd thing happened this morning, Jamie miss heard me and thought I’d said, “Put on celery”, to which I replied, “That would be salad dressing”. That was the best pun of the day. Had two lots of coffee and read the paper. Is Harry On the Boat? (Google it). Then we got up. Went to a Homebase and a B&Q, I bought plaster, Jamie bought Christmas decorations. Weather today was absolute shit. We put up the Christmas tree. Had a shower, few glasses of wine, early night. Incidentally my chest has been mostly fine today. Still looking forward to death. Plastering tomorrow.